A few more The Onion-style headlines...
Last man in local office to use Xerox as a verb retiring
Frequent traveler saves extra person hotel charge by claiming wife is only a visiting prostitute
Local couple stays together only to continue meaningless angry dispute with neighbors
Last man in local office to use Xerox as a verb retiring
Frequent traveler saves extra person hotel charge by claiming wife is only a visiting prostitute
Local couple stays together only to continue meaningless angry dispute with neighbors
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